when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Penis.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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