Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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