What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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banana

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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It’s dead.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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