Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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