- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

Where does a homeless person live? No where

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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