- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

A woman's opinion

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Yo mama is so fat!

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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