a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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