I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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