Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

Yo mama is so fat!

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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