What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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