Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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