- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

A baby seal walks into a club.

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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