Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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