What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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