A baby seal walked into a club.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why is your face? Because.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Hi

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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