Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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