What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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boobs

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Society.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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