What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Penis.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Jews...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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