Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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