A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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