- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

Fags are gay.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

Yo mama is so fat!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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