Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why is your face? Because.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Fags are gay.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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