Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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