400 asian people walked in a bar

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Penis.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Anti Joke

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