- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

Get in the car.

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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