What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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^that joke's not funny

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Anti Joke

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