Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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