Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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