Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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