My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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