What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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