What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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