Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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9/11

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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