How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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banana

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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yeah..

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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It’s dead.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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