what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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agp

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Poop

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