How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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hi

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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