Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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JFK

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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