Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Women's rights.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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why did the man die? because he died.

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