How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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69

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Women's rights.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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JFK

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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