your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Women's rights.

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yeah..

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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knock knock whos there not me

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Poop

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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