what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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a man died

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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