Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Women's rights.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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