Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Flop dog

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Anti Joke

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