Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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