what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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