- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

a man died

The 80's

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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