Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Flop dog

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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JFK

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Anti Joke

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