What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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