Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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