why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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God

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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