What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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