Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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matt shut up

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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