Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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