Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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