A seal walks into a club.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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JFK

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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