Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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ObamaCare

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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