- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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