What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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