Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ObamaCare

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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