How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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LIE

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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