Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Mitch

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

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