Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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