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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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KSI

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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