A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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