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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

adam shagged katie lololol

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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