why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Anti Joke

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