- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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