What's 6+2? 16

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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