What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Poverty.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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mooooh im a cow

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The NHL playoffs

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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