- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

Poverty.

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

mooooh im a cow

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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