Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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The NHL playoffs

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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