What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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