Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Darude - Sandstorm

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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