A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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