Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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I'm not here.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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