A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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wow garlic, yum

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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German sausage is the wurst

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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