Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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wow garlic, yum

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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