What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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German sausage is the wurst

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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