- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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