- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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