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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

An Asian person drove home safely.

old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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