- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

An Asian person drove home safely.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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