Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Penis.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Feet

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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