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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

A jew walks into an Oven....

How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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