old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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dj miky

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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