A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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The horse's name was Friday

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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