What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Anti Joke

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