- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Obama is a good president.

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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