why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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Womens rights.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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