Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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