How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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