Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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