A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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