Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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alert("The Game");

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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