If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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