What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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I am Skaldak!

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