Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Knock knock It's open

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Starter clothing

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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