A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock It's open

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's 6+2? 16

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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