What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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