- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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