- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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