A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

What's 6+2? 16

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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