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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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7>6

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the battle of waterloo

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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alert("The Game");

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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mooooh im a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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