How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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the battle of waterloo

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's 6+2? 16

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Hello penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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