why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Hello penis

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the battle of waterloo

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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