- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

Allie said yesssssssss!

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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