- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

Allie said yesssssssss!

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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