Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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