What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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ObamaCare

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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