Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

pizzano is a tool.

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

LIE

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

God

ObamaCare

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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