- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

mooooh im a cow

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

I dont no the difference between their and there

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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