What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

knock knock whos there not me

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

pizzano is a tool.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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