ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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