What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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