Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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