Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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ObamaCare

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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JFK

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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pizzano is a tool.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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