Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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LIE

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Anti Joke

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