A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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The horse's name was Friday

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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