You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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derp

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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High school gym class.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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