What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

want to no whats funny what your mom

Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

whats better than sex? cookies

roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

Penis.

Feet

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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