- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

I know you are but what am I? A queer.

a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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