- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

What do people say? words.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

I'm Halarious.

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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