- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. hayball rolls

What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

Knock knock. Come in.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

The song Friday Rules!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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